Football Players Control Everything

>Notice all banks are ran by football players. >Ask why. >Lose all access to banking >People write articles about how you're crazy. >They're all football players. >Old nutritionist threatens to turn you into a tard with drugs. >He plays football. >People in government threaten to arrest you for tax evasion. >All football players. >Courts try to separate you from your kids. >Judges all play football. >All this after a lifetime of dealing with sleazy football-playing talent agents. >Both major political parties swear fealty to the NFL. >Both major political parties pay billions to the NFL each year. >Both major political parties send the US military in to clean up the NFL's messes whenever things get a little crazy. All this while: >Football players make up less than 5% of the population. Okay, maybe the local high school football team isn't actively hostile, but at what point are we allowed to ask why football players have so much power in our society.

A forum-style screenshot shows a portrait of Kanye West beside a satirical rant claiming that football players secretly control banks, politics, the courts, the military, and society despite being a small minority. The joke parodies paranoid conspiracy thinking by replacing an imagined persecuting group with football players, making it useful as a reaction to exaggerated claims about hidden power. EN: A forum-style screenshot shows a portrait of Kanye West beside a satirical rant claiming that football players secretly control banks, politics, the courts, the military, and society despite being a small minority. The joke parodies paranoid conspiracy thinking by replacing an imagined persecuting group with football players, making it useful as a reaction to exaggerated claims about hidden power.

• @deenya_md / 13843 2025-02-12