The Singapore Subway Masturbation Plan

While I was masturbating alone, I suddenly thought, "women can masturbate with their nipples, vaginas, clitoris, and anus, but I can only masturbate with my penis." I realized how weak, helpless, and insignificant I am, and now i'm in Singapore. I'm building a subway that runs from north to south through the country. 一人でオナニーをしていた時、ふと、「女性は乳首、マンコ、クリ、アナルでオナニーできるのに、自分はちんちんでしかオナニーできないな」と思い、自分がなんて非力で、無力で、ちっぽけな存在にすぎないんだな、と思って、今、シンガポールにいます。この国を南北に縦断する地下鉄を私は作っています Men can also masturbate with their anus, testicles, nipples, penis, and more, so be confident.

A screenshot of a social media post shows an exaggerated internal monologue about feeling inferior because men supposedly have fewer options for masturbation, followed by the absurd claim that the speaker has gone to Singapore to build a north–south subway. A reply points out that men can also masturbate with several body parts, turning the melodramatic self-pity into a crude, absurd joke.

• @eternalclassic / 63351 2025-01-11