German blues and fart laws

>be me, german >declare in my yearly sex report that my girlfriend shat on my dick 93 times >she farted twice but the government doesn't ask for that information >one week later >the medical forces are sent to knock my door >they inspect my penis >casually mention the 2 farts >they inform me that a law from 1663 classifies a fart as half a poop >meaning the two farts add up to a whole poop I did not declare >get arrested >leave on a 10K euros fine >girlfriend confiscated That's what the german blues are like. What are people sad about in your country?

A 4chan-style green-text post shows a Pepe image beside a German narrator describing an absurd government investigation into his girlfriend’s reported sexual activity and two undeclared farts. The punchline is the fictional 1663 law treating each fart as half a poop, so the two farts supposedly add up to an undeclared whole poop, resulting in arrest, a fine, and the confiscation of his girlfriend. It is used as an absurd reaction to exaggerated bureaucracy, strange laws, or complaints about problems in one’s country.

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