Stop Doing Photography

STOP DOING PHOTOGRAPHY • LIGHT WAS NEVER TO BE COLLECTED BY ANYTHING BUT THE HUMAN EYE • YEARS OF SHOOTING and yet there remains things TO BE SHOT • Wanted to CAPTURE A MOMENT? We had a tool for that it was called “YOU REMEMBER IT,” “Yes please give me a Medium Format with a 48MP OIS sensor, phase detection AF and an anamorphic 35mm f/1.8 lens” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what photographers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with CMOS sensors and ISPs we built for them (These are REAL photos, done by REAL photographers) ????? ?????? ?????? “Hello I would like a 🍎 at ISO 800 1/60s please” They have played us for absolute fools

Мем высмеивает фотографов, которые требуют всё более сложные камеры и объективы, хотя якобы хотели просто «запечатлеть момент». В качестве «реальных фотографий» показаны абсурдные изображения человека в костюме-пицце, странного предмета на пляже и человека в картонной коробке, а финальная просьба о яблоке в терминах фотокамеры доводит шутку до абсурда. EN: The meme mocks photographers who demand increasingly complex cameras and lenses even though they supposedly only wanted to “capture a moment.” It presents absurd images of a person in a pizza costume, a strange object on a beach, and a person in a cardboard box as “real photographs,” while the final request for an apple in camera settings pushes the joke into absurdity.

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