Thomas Howard’s Honest Hobby List

Text on the meme

Full Name Thomas Howard Hobby Doing chores. Masturbating. Drinking. Singing sea shanties.

What it means

A black-and-white character profile presents Thomas Howard, a grim lighthouse keeper, with an unexpectedly blunt list of hobbies: chores, masturbation, drinking, and singing sea shanties. The joke comes from the deadpan contrast between the formal profile layout and the awkwardly honest, absurdly mundane description of his life in The Lighthouse. It is used as a reaction to someone’s brutally candid or unglamorous self-description.

Who

Thomas Howard (The Lighthouse)Robert Pattinson

Objects

man / мужчина lighthouse keeper / смотритель маяка uniform cap / форменная фуражка black coat / чёрное пальто buttoned vest / жилет на пуговицах moustache / усы lighthouse / маяк stone tower / каменная башня black-and-white photo / чёрно-белая фотография profile card / карточка профиля text panel / текстовая панель