Mary Jane’s Brutal Breakup Message

>Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to fuck Chad now, bye

A distressed young woman angrily confronts Peter and lists his hardships before dismissing him for missing her play. The joke parodies Mary Jane’s relationship with Peter Parker by replacing sympathy with an absurdly cruel demand and a sudden announcement that she is going to sleep with Chad. It is used as a reaction to someone complaining about serious problems while still being blamed for a minor social obligation.

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