Why Do We Have Hands? Glorp

Text on the meme

Why Do We Have Hands? ? ? There Are Many Reasons: pat the glorp hold the glorp cherish the glorp forfeit all mortal possessions to glorp

What it means

A simple illustrated meme shows green glorp creatures being petted, held, cherished, and placed in bed, alongside hands and money. The joke is the mock-serious list of reasons for having hands, escalating from affection to surrendering all mortal possessions to the mysterious glorp. It is used as an absurd reaction image for loving or worshipping a cute but nonsensical creature.

Objects

green glorp creature / зелёное существо-глорп hands / руки hand-drawn illustration / рисованная иллюстрация money / деньги bed / кровать blanket / одеяло pillow / подушка petting gesture / жест поглаживания open palms / раскрытые ладони wrist lines / линии запястий