Millennials Are Killing Everything

☰ BUSINESS TIMES Millennials are killing the Golf Industry Why the “me generation” prefers clicking links instead of hitting them. ☰ The FINANCIALIST Millennials are Annihilating the Car Industry by Carrying Each Other Everywhere Here’s how the “piggybacking” trend could affect traffic nationwide. ☰ MARKETMINUTE Millennials are Killing War by Not Killing Each Other. How #Empathising is decimating the Arms industry. ☰ MONEYBONER.BIZ Millennials are Destroying the Clothing Industry by Shedding their Mortal Frames to Become Beings of Pure Energy. What does this mean for khaki sales?

A four-panel parody of financial and business news headlines claims that millennials are destroying various industries through absurdly literal interpretations of harmless behaviors. The panels show a golfer, people carrying each other, two people embracing, and a person shedding their body to become pure energy. The joke mocks sensationalist headlines blaming millennials for industry decline and exaggerates empathy, link-clicking, piggybacking, and rejecting clothing into economic catastrophes. EN: A four-panel parody of financial and business news headlines claims that millennials are destroying various industries through absurdly literal interpretations of harmless behaviors. The panels show a golfer, people carrying each other, two people embracing, and a person shedding their body to become pure energy. The joke mocks sensationalist headlines blaming millennials for industry decline and exaggerates empathy, link-clicking, piggybacking, and rejecting clothing into economic catastrophes.

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