Meeting Her Parents With Guns

Gun stories thread? >get first gf at 24 >she's 21 >she still lives with her parents >she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out >"The family wants to know you anon" >father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living >get back to their place >father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him >as he's sitting down he pulls out a gun and sets it down facing me >'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same >place my gun on coffee table too

An anonymous poster tells a story about meeting his girlfriend's parents. During an intimidating conversation, the father places a gun on the table facing him, so the poster awkwardly responds by placing his own gun on the coffee table. The joke is the absurd escalation of a family meeting into an armed standoff, used as a reaction to bizarre or intimidating social situations.

• @eternalclassic / 61461 2024-12-01