The Awkward Virginity Visit

Text on the meme

>Visit whore >Ready to lose my V-card so people stop teasing me >She opens the door >Smiles, tilts her head, and says "awwww" >Gives me a hug and pats my head >"Honey, YOU don't do this! Go home and find a nice girl." What the fuck did I do?

What it means

A red-faced anonymous poster visits a sex worker to lose his virginity, but she treats him like a harmless child, hugs him, and sends him home to find a nice girl. The punchline is his stunned confusion and humiliation when even the sex worker rejects him romantically. EN: A red-faced anonymous poster visits a sex worker to lose his virginity, but she treats him like a harmless child, hugs him, and sends him home to find a nice girl. The punchline is his stunned confusion and humiliation when even the sex worker rejects him romantically.

Objects

red angry face / красное злое лицо anonymous forum post / анонимный пост на форуме dark interface / тёмный интерфейс green text / зелёный текст sex worker / секс-работница door / дверь hug / объятие pat on the head / похлопывание по голове virginity / девственность computer screen / экран компьютера