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Anime Girl Reads Explosives Instructions

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Number Ingredients Amount 1st Nitroglycerin 32% Sodium Nitrate 28% Woodmeal 10% Ammonium Oxalate 29% Guncotton 1% 2nd Nitroglycerin 24% Potassium Nitrate 9% Sodium Nitrate 56% Woodmeal 9% Ammonium Oxalate 2% 3rd Nitroglycerin 35% Potassium Nitrate 44% Woodmeal 6% Guncotton 2% Vaseline 5% 4th Nitroglycerin 25% Potassium Nitrate 26% Woodmeal 34% Barium Nitrate 5% Starch 10% 5th Nitroglycerin 57% Potassium Nitrate 19% Woodmeal 9% Ammonium Oxalate 12% Guncotton 3% If you can't seem to get one or more of the ingredients into another one. If you still can't, you can always buy small amounts from your school, or maybe solve them from various chemical companies. When you do that, be sure to say as little as possible, if during the school year, and they ask, say it's for a experiment for school Dynamite is nothing more than just nitroglycerin and a stabilizing agent to make it much safer to use. The numbers are percentages, be sure to mix these carefully and be sure to use the exact amounts. These percentages are in weight ratio, not volume. 6th Nitroglycerin 18% Sodium Nitrate 70% Woodmeal 5% Potassium Chloride 4% Chalk 2% 7th Nitroglycerin 26% Woodmeal 40% Barium Nitrate 32% Barium Carbonate 2% 8th Nitroglycerin 44% Woodmeal 12% Anhydrous Sodium Sulfate 44% 9th Nitroglycerin 24% Potassium Nitrate 32% Woodmeal 33% Ammonium Oxalate 10% 10th Nitroglycerin 26% Potassium Nitrate 33% Woodmeal 41% 11th Nitroglycerin 15% Sodium Nitrate 62.9% Woodmeal 21.2% Ammonium Carbonate 0.9% 12th Nitroglycerin 35% Sodium Nitrate 27% Woodmeal 10% Ammonium Oxalate 1% 13th Nitroglycerin 32% Potassium Nitrate 27% Woodmeal 10% Ammonium Oxalate 30% Guncotton 1% 14th Nitroglycerin 33% Woodmeal 10.3% Ammonium Oxalate 29% Guncotton 7% Potassium Perchloride 27% 15th Nitroglycerin 40% Potassium Nitrate 45% Woodmeal 15% 16th Nitroglycerin 47% Starch 50% Guncotton 3% 17th Nitroglycerin 30% Sodium Nitrate 22.3% Woodmeal 40% Potassium Chloride 7.2% 18th Nitroglycerin 50% Sodium Nitrate 32.6% Woodmeal 17% Ammonium Oxalate .4% 19th Nitroglycerin 23% Potassium Nitrate 27% Woodmeal 37% Ammonium Oxalate 8% Barium Nitrate 4% Calcium Carbonate 1% SLOW BURNING FUSE - 2 inches per minute Materials needed: • Cotton string or 3 shoelaces • Potassium Nitrate or Potassium Chlorate • Granulated sugar Procedure: 1.Wash the cotton string or shoelaces in HOT soapy water, then rinse with fresh water 2.Mix the following together in a glass bowl: • 1 part potassium nitrate or potassium chlorate • 1 part granulated sugar • 2 parts hot water 3.Soak strings or shoelaces in this solution 4.Twist/braid 3 strands together and allow them to dry 5.Check the burn rate to see how long it actually takes!! FAST BURNING FUSE - 40 inches per minute Materials needed: • Soft cotton string • Fine black powder (empty a few shotgun shells!) • Shallow dish or pan Procedure: 1.Moisten powder to form a paste. 2.Twist/braid 3 strands of cotton together. 3.Rub paste into string and allow to dry. 4.Check the burn rate Get a Pringles can, bottle of water or any container at all with a lid/ wax enough top. Poke a hole in the lid/ cap big enough to fit your fuse Pack your homemade dynamite into the can/bottle/container and pack it tight! Make a space in your dynamite can at the center preferably) about an inch deep Press the fuse into the hole and make sure there's contact with the dynamite. Put your lid on, threading your fuse through it so it sticks out the top Once you're sure it's set properly, seal the lid well with sellotape or super glue to really secure your explosive. Once you seal your explosive, you are now able to use it! For quick burning fuses, just light the fuse and then throw that sucker as hard as you can. DO NOT ROLL IT! Once you THROW it, get as far away as possible. The shards of the container can shred you in half, so if you don't want to end up like Peppa pig's other cousin, chuck it and run the other way as fast as possible. For quick burning fuses, selotape the explosive container (not the fuse, let hang) to whatever your heart desires. Cars, lorries, the houses of Parliament, anything! Light the fuse and try not to look like you've just set a primitive bomb off nearby. If the explosive doesn't detonate when the fuse runs out/ whenever you think it has, wait approximately 10 minutes. It still hasn't blown up anything or anyone, stick a roll of paper in the hole and light that. More primitive, same reaction. A fuck
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В ролике анимированная школьница в форме безучастно смотрит на длинную инструкцию с рецептами взрывчатых веществ, фитилей и самодельной бомбы. На фоне играет AC/DC — «Thunderstruck», и энергичный хард-рок резко контрастирует с невозмутимой героиней и абсурдно опасным текстом, превращая ролик в чёрную сатиру. Это реакционный мем о ситуации, когда кто-то спокойно читает или объясняет нечто совершенно безумное и опасное. EN: An animated schoolgirl in a sailor-style uniform blankly looks at a long instruction sheet containing explosive formulas, fuses, and a homemade bomb. AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” plays underneath, and the energetic hard rock sharply contrasts with the deadpan character and absurdly dangerous text, turning the clip into dark satire. It works as a reaction meme for situations where someone calmly reads or explains something completely insane and dangerous.

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Fine, I guess you are my little pog champ.

Sound

♪ AC/DC — Thunderstruck

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