NPC Escort Quest Too Slow

If you design a quest where I need to follow an NPC and they move SLOWER than my running speed but FASTER than my walking speed you are banned from making video games for one year.

A dark-mode social-media post complains about escort quests where an NPC moves slower than the player can run but faster than the player can walk. As the clip progresses, black censor bars increasingly obscure the post before the image fades into a dark, indistinct scene. The absurdly specific frustration is presented as a dramatic gaming-design rant, with synthetic speech and cough-like sounds heightening the awkward escalation. EN: A dark-mode social-media post complains about escort quests where an NPC moves slower than the player can run but faster than the player can walk. As the clip progresses, black censor bars increasingly obscure the post before the image fades into a dark, indistinct scene. The absurdly specific frustration is presented as a dramatic gaming-design rant, with synthetic speech and cough-like sounds heightening the awkward escalation.

If you design a quest for any to follow an NPC and they move slower than my running speed, but faster than my walking speed, you are banned from making video games for one year. If you design a quest where I need to follow an NPC, you are banned from making video games for one year. If you design a quest where I need to follow an NPC, you are banned from making video games. If you design a quest, you are making video games. If you design you are making, if you and NPC you are from video games, if you move slower than my running speed, you are gone.

• @dustinthehead / 21467 2024-07-16