Every Kid in Detention

EVERY KID IN DETENTION THE VERY YOU’RE THE WORST A DETENTION IN CLASS? TEACHER? DONE

A teacher in a classroom dramatically grades or reviews a detention assignment while a student sits nearby with chaotic drawings in a notebook. The teacher builds suspense with increasingly harsh captions, then simply says “DONE,” turning an ordinary school punishment into an exaggerated musical comedy skit. It works as a reaction to someone being theatrically judgmental or taking a minor problem far too seriously. EN: A teacher in a classroom dramatically grades or reviews a detention assignment while a student sits nearby with chaotic drawings in a notebook. The teacher builds suspense with increasingly harsh captions, then simply says “DONE,” turning an ordinary school punishment into an exaggerated musical comedy skit. It works as a reaction to someone being theatrically judgmental or taking a minor problem far too seriously.

Class the following students will be in detention. Can we get a kid who got caught cheating on the midterm by printing a fake water bottle label with all the answers on it? Very sneaky. Kid who's obviously high all the time. Uh-uh. There you go. Kid who always has a guitar? Yes. Mmm. Yeah, you're the worst. Girl who keeps drawing dead animals in her sketchbook and likes wearing invaders' in t-shirts. My mind is already at detention from my soul. That's the one. kid who's not actually that good at football so he overcompensates by being aggressive in class. Wow okay pansy! A horny kid who can't stop hitting on the hot 24 year old English teacher. All of that. Understandable bud. A kid who goes to the bathroom to drink vodka out of a perfect. And kid who's never actually done anything bad but came to class late 45 times this semester. Thanks for joining us and that is going to be spring detention.

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