Alcohol vs Walking Dogs Facts

Let's look at the facts: Alcohol Walking dogs Addictive & Health-Damaging Cool Depressant Cool Causes Cancer Cool 1,000,000+ Annual Deaths Cool Costs (Wastes) BILLIONS Cool Deaths due to Overdose DAILY. Cool Destroys brain, liver & other cells Cool Accidentally flammable Cool Toxic Cool Hangover & Pain Cool Vomiting and Nausea Cool Causes Domestic/Public Violence Cool Prohibition didn't work in the past Cool LEGAL COOL

A comparison chart lists the serious health and social harms of alcohol, while every row in the walking-dogs column simply says “Cool.” The punchline is the absurd contrast: alcohol is legal despite being dangerous, whereas walking dogs is presented as unquestionably cool. People send this as a sarcastic reaction to highlight hypocrisy or mock overly serious fact-based comparisons.

• @memetutorial / 8148 2017-08-01