Topology Dog Diagram Reaction

Those are a few of the concepts and objects studied by topology: now we’ll look at a theorem. If you look at the way the hairs lie on a dog, you will find that they have a ‘parting’ down the dog’s back, and another along the stomach. Now topologically a dog is a sphere (assuming it keeps its mouth shut and neglecting internal organs) because all we have to do is shrink its legs and fatten it up a bit (Figure 90). Figure 90 Onemightwonder why in the name of sweet heavenly fuck we did This

An old textbook-style topology diagram compares a furry dog to a sphere by shrinking its legs and ignoring its internal organs. The absurdly academic explanation is followed by a horrified reaction asking why anyone created this bizarre concept, making it useful for reacting to cursed, overly technical, or needlessly complicated ideas.

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