Become Ungovernable Traffic Stop

Become Ungovernable

A nighttime dashcam video shows police officers and roadside workers surrounding a person at a stopped car near an intersection. After several tense moments, the people move away and the car drives off, followed by a brief interior or equipment-camera shot. The joke is the caption’s absurdly dramatic framing of an ordinary traffic stop as a moment of rebellion and uncontrollability.

I could ask you a non-criminal question. Did you poop your pants? How are we shitting our pants, sir? What are we doing that? We are too grown for that. You can smell my poop in my pants. It's seeping through. I might have another go at it. What? No, don't poop more. Well, I think I got to poop again. Please don't poop. I'm begging you. We're almost there. Don't poop.

• @eternalclassic / 61163 2024-11-25