Security Question Torture

Almost Done! Please select a security question to answer in case you ever forget your password. What kind of God would allow us to suffer? What is your most discouraging childhood memory? (1000 word min.) A tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping. Why is that? Mother's maiden name.

A password recovery form offers increasingly disturbing security questions, ending with a cruel scenario about a helpless tortoise. The joke parodies frustrating or absurd online security prompts and references the philosophical “what kind of God would allow us to suffer?” question, making the form seem needlessly sadistic. EN: A password recovery form offers increasingly disturbing security questions, ending with a cruel scenario about a helpless tortoise. The joke parodies frustrating or absurd online security prompts and references the philosophical “what kind of God would allow us to suffer?” question, making the form seem needlessly sadistic.

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