Political Alpha and Omega Profiles

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An animated slideshow presents a series of absurd, fan-made omegaverse character profiles for Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Queen Elizabeth, and Ben Shapiro. Each public figure is redesigned as a stylized alpha, beta, or omega with exaggerated romantic, sexual, political, and fandom-related traits, turning real-world identities into deliberately outrageous fictional lore. The fast profile-to-profile presentation and upbeat music make the escalating joke feel like a parody character roster. The soundtrack is “Avoid the Spikes” by Wesley Martins & Nørus, an electronic/dance track whose energetic mood heightens the absurdity.

♪ Wesley Martins & Nørus — Avoid the Spikes

• @dustinthehead / 21293 2024-07-07