Taken a Vow of Celibacy

>another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. >be me >hiking alone with my dog >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

An imageboard greentext shows a woman lamenting that men never approach her, followed by a man encountering a seemingly interested woman while hiking and deliberately refusing to flirt. The punchline is his exaggerated religious vow of celibacy, mocking social awkwardness and involuntary celibacy-style complaints. EN: An imageboard greentext shows a woman lamenting that men never approach her, followed by a man encountering a seemingly interested woman while hiking and deliberately refusing to flirt. The punchline is his exaggerated religious vow of celibacy, mocking social awkwardness and involuntary celibacy-style complaints.

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