Software Developer Seduction
What is something men don't think turns a women on, but actually does? My girlfriend apparently finds me irresistible when watching me work (I'm a software dev so I'm not sure why). Oh yes! Show me your pointer! Run me all you want until you reach my breakpoint! Fill my buffer with your data!!! Access all my private members baby, without any capsulation! Push and pop me like a callstack in a recursive function!!!
A Reddit-style screenshot shows a question about unexpectedly attractive things, followed by a software developer saying his girlfriend likes watching him work. The reply turns programming terminology into exaggerated sexual innuendo, creating the punchline.
Reddit-style post / пост в стиле Redditcomputer code / компьютерный кодsoftware developer / разработчик программного обеспеченияcomment thread / ветка комментариевupvote arrows / стрелки голосованияdark interface / тёмный интерфейсuser avatars / аватары пользователейtext captions / текстовые подписиpointer / указательbreakpoint / точка остановаbuffer / буферprivate members / приватные членыcall stack / стек вызововrecursive function / рекурсивная функция
- @dev_meme / 6044 2024-06-06
- Template
- Reddit comment thread
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×679 · 85.4 KiB
- Mood
- suggestive, absurd
- Language
- en
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