Dwarf Prisoner Auction Goes Wrong

click MY EYES! SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT AGAIN ONE MILLION. LISTEN, I DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO SELL MY PRISONERS. TWO MILLION. I WILL NOT BE A SLAVE. I ALREADY HAVE ENDLESS LEGIONS OF SLAVES, AND NOT ONE DWARF CAN BE FOUND AMONG THEM.

A black-and-white fantasy comic animates through a bizarre sequence involving a dwarf-like prisoner, a woman reacting in shock, a clicking switch, surreal colorful creatures, and a cigar-smoking official negotiating the sale of prisoners. The punchline is the escalating absurdity: the supposed seller refuses to sell his prisoners, while another character insists he already has countless slaves but no dwarves among them. The music and mechanical, rubbing, water-like, and chainsaw-style sound effects turn the comic panels into an unsettling slapstick video, making each visual transition feel increasingly chaotic. EN: A black-and-white fantasy comic animates through a bizarre sequence involving a dwarf-like prisoner, a woman reacting in shock, a clicking switch, surreal colorful creatures, and a cigar-smoking official negotiating the sale of prisoners. The punchline is the escalating absurdity: the supposed seller refuses to sell his prisoners, while another character insists he already has countless slaves but no dwarves among them. The music and mechanical, rubbing, water-like, and chainsaw-style sound effects turn the comic panels into an unsettling slapstick video, making each visual transition feel increasingly chaotic.

Done. No more leaks. Oh, thank you very much. You fixed the pipe so fast. Quickly! Fixed pipe! May I offer you a cup of tea? Fuck tea. I'm gonna drink beer until I pass out. Let me in, you even fairy. Stop climbing in through the window! This is the ninth floor, dude! My eyes! Let's move on to the main event. You got this stuff. I hope you're happy. This shit is more and more difficult to get. Something isn't really again. Um, do you want to swap to another model? Do you have the same one, but with recoil? One, two. Listen, I do not have the right to sell my prisoners. I have lost two legions of slaves on that planet. Three million. Prisoner number 1337, pick up's come for you. Be a slave. I already have endless legions of slaves and not one dwarf can be found among them. I'm buying you out as a partner to prospect the depths of a planet from a dark sect. Is the planet inhabited? It's effectively one large living organism full of hatred for everything that lands on it. It will learn to fear.

• @dustinthehead / 20997 2024-06-19