Cat Has No Power Armor

Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? * Uh... me not have. Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That cost the government over one thousand dollars. You will remain at this army camp until you are five hundred * Okay. Me go get suit. and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for it! I remember correctly. After you have left the frontier to the army and have a ...

A deadpan cat appears on a retro Fallout-style military computer screen while a drill instructor angrily interrogates it about missing power armor. The cat repeatedly makes an absurdly incompetent excuse and is ordered to spend hundreds of years paying for the equipment, making the contrast between the serious military dialogue and the ridiculous cat reaction the joke. It works as a reaction to being unprepared, under-equipped, or caught without something important while upbeat music plays underneath. EN: A deadpan cat appears on a retro Fallout-style military computer screen while a drill instructor angrily interrogates it about missing power armor. The cat repeatedly makes an absurdly incompetent excuse and is ordered to spend hundreds of years paying for the equipment, making the contrast between the serious military dialogue and the ridiculous cat reaction the joke. It works as a reaction to being unprepared, under-equipped, or caught without something important while upbeat music plays underneath.

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