Friendly Reminder to Cum on Your PS3

>be me, 19 years old >Playing infamous 2 >Suddenly get horny >Try and bust a quickie >Last 5 seconds, my fresh jizz shoots really far, farther than I've ever jizzed >It hits my PS3 >Dad walks in and starts talking to me, he sees my PS3 and gets nervous, not saying anything about it >Get a call 15ish minutes later and he apologizes for "getting cum on my PS3 after he and mom had sex on my bed while I was out of town" >Fast forward two weeks and I'm moving out Friendly reminder to cum on your PS3

A 19-year-old playing Infamous 2 masturbates and accidentally gets semen on his PS3. His father later reveals that he and the mother had sex on the son's bed and mistakenly caused the same mess, creating an absurd misunderstanding and an awkward reason to move out. The meme is sent as an explicit, bizarre reaction to situations involving accidental contamination, parental embarrassment, or unfortunate coincidences.

• @eternalclassic / 60287 2024-11-09