Now There Are Two

>walking on the street today >an old guy behind me suddenly screams "THERE'S A F*GGOT LOOKING AT ME" > I get startled and turn around to see out of reflex >he then points at me and says "NOW THERE ARE TWO" mfw.

A gray tabby cat stares blankly at the camera after a person realizes an old man was insulting him and then includes him in the insult. The punchline is the sudden self-own: the old man claims there are now two people matching the slur because the startled narrator turned around. It is used as an absurd, deadpan reaction to being unexpectedly roasted or caught in an awkward situation. EN: A gray tabby cat stares blankly at the camera after a person realizes an old man was insulting him and then includes him in the insult. The punchline is the sudden self-own: the old man claims there are now two people matching the slur because the startled narrator turned around. It is used as an absurd, deadpan reaction to being unexpectedly roasted or caught in an awkward situation.

• @eternalclassic / 60244 2024-11-08