Mushroom Foraging Be Like

literally all mushroom foraging be like Scrumptious Orgasm Toadstool Tastes like gas station ramen Irresistable texture comparable to that of a bike tire If you fry it for 3 hours in garlic it kinda tastes like garlic obscenly rare Omega AIDS death fungus Easily mistaken for the delicious Scrumptious orgasm toadstool, check its genome in a DNA sequencer to tell the difference A single bite causes your jaw to fall off and makes you violently shit blood until you die If you take half a microgram you could experience a very mild high (slightly more, see above)

A fake mushroom field guide compares a supposedly delicious mushroom with a deadly lookalike, using absurdly enthusiastic descriptions and grotesque consequences. The joke parodies mushroom-foraging guides and the reckless idea that dangerous fungi might be worth sampling. EN: A fake mushroom field guide compares a supposedly delicious mushroom with a deadly lookalike, using absurdly enthusiastic descriptions and grotesque consequences. The joke parodies mushroom-foraging guides and the reckless idea that dangerous fungi might be worth sampling.

• @eternalclassic / 60167 2024-11-06