Three Animal Pun Jokes

I went to the zoo the other day, saw a load of toast in cages. So I asked the zookeeper what's that about? He said 'bread in captivity' I took my giraffe to the pub with me and he fell over drunk. barkeep says 'you can't leave that lying there' I replied 'its not a lion it's a giraffe' I took my dog to the vet, vet says 'sorry I'm gonna have to put him down'. I say why? what's wrong 'hes too heavy'

Three panels show meme faces accompanying three animal-themed puns: bread in captivity, a giraffe mistaken for something lying around, and a dog being put down because it is too heavy. The joke is deliberately corny wordplay, making the image useful as an absurd reaction to bad jokes or groan-worthy humor. EN: Three panels show meme faces accompanying three animal-themed puns: bread in captivity, a giraffe mistaken for something lying around, and a dog being put down because it is too heavy. The joke is deliberately corny wordplay, making the image useful as an absurd reaction to bad jokes or groan-worthy humor.

• @eternalclassic / 60112 2024-11-05