First Date Bodycount Disaster

Oh no Cringe >be khv at 26 >go on first date w/ girl I met online >engage in some smalltalk before addressing the elephant in the room >"So... how many men have you slept with?" >she looks shocked >"Whaaat... Uh, um, well... I don't thiiink that's any of your business?" >"If we're going to be dating it kinda is." >"Bro, are you liiike, an incel or something?" >"Are you going to tell me or no?" >"Dude I am getting real incelly nice guy vibes from you, what the fuck?" >"OK, we're done here." >get up and leave as the waitress is showing up to the table >exchange an awkward glance >as I leave the restaurant I look back and the bitch is recording me for her TikTok did I handle this one wrong bros? This entire conversation was made up in OP's head but I will clarify for the benefit of all the other autists here: You are supposed to wait until after the first date to ask about bodycount

A 26-year-old man narrates an imagined first date where he immediately asks a woman about her sexual history, becomes hostile when she objects, and leaves before the waitress arrives. The punchline is that the entire conversation happened only in his head; the reply explains that questions about “bodycount” should come after the first date, mocking his incel-like behavior and lack of social awareness.

• @eternalclassic / 60092 2024-11-05