Roommate Gets Too Close

>be me >roommate is a 7/10 female-type >she's clean >she's quiet >she's chill >she brought furniture >find out we have the same taste in music >we start hanging out a bunch >start smoking together >first girl I've been really close to in a while >first person I've been really close to in a while >her lease is up >tell her should renew >tell her she's a good roommate >a bit embarrassing >being vulnerable always is >but you gotta tell your friends they matter to you "I'm not gonna lie, anon, I've gotta get out of here. Listening to the sounds you jerking off over the last few months has been traumatising."

A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of an anonymous poster becoming emotionally close to his female roommate after bonding over music and smoking. When he encourages her to renew the lease, she reveals that she has been hearing him masturbate, turning his sincere friendship confession into an embarrassing and horrifying punchline. It is used as a reaction to awkward oversharing, accidental intimacy, or a relationship being ruined by a humiliating secret. EN: A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of an anonymous poster becoming emotionally close to his female roommate after bonding over music and smoking. When he encourages her to renew the lease, she reveals that she has been hearing him masturbate, turning his sincere friendship confession into an embarrassing and horrifying punchline. It is used as a reaction to awkward oversharing, accidental intimacy, or a relationship being ruined by a humiliating secret.

• @eternalclassic / 60059 2024-11-04