Robot Fails Crosswalk CAPTCHA

Text on the meme

VERIFY

What it means

A computer vision CAPTCHA shows street images and asks the user to identify crosswalks and traffic lights. The frustrated narrator repeatedly selects tiles, waits for more images, and keeps failing verification. The joke is the absurd struggle of a “robot” trying to prove it is human.

Speech

Losing my voice right now. I have been doing this for like 10 fucking minutes. Crosswalks! Every fucking where there's a damn crosswalk. Wait five minutes to load some more fucking pictures. Oh great! Now it's fucking broke. Now it won't give me any more pictures. Is that a crosswalk? Is that a crosswalk? I don't think so. They're all gone. There's none left. Verify! Here we go again. Traffic lights. Boom! Boom! Boom! Do you count that as a traffic light? I fucking would. Let's do it. No! More traffic lights! This one! This one! This one! And that little fucker hiding back there in the distance got your fucking ass. Tell me I'm wrong! Motherfucker! B- to crosswalk actually, to crosswalk. It fucked me up. Oh, I'm gonna give this time. Verify. Motherfucker! Motherf-

Objects

computer monitor / компьютерный монитор CAPTCHA grid / сетка CAPTCHA street photographs / фотографии улиц crosswalks / пешеходные переходы traffic lights / светофоры roads / дороги cars / автомобили palm tree / пальма trees / деревья blue VERIFY button / синяя кнопка VERIFY mouse cursor / курсор мыши check marks / галочки urban intersection / городской перекрёсток