April 30th American Independence Cutscene

What are you laughing at? ...April 30th? George Washington took office as the first president We were going to declare another independence -- The end of the Patriots' secret rule, liberation of this country -- this was where it was supposed to begin, this is where freedom could have been born.

A dramatic video-game-style cutscene begins with a soldier asking why someone is laughing and reacting to “April 30th.” It then shifts into red-tinted footage of George Washington statues, Federal Hall, patriotic architecture, and an American flag while solemn narration describes an unrealized declaration of independence and freedom. The joke treats April 30th as the beginning of an absurd alternate American revolution, made funnier by the grandiose Metal Gear-style presentation, church bells, booming impacts, and serious patriotic music. EN: A dramatic video-game-style cutscene begins with a soldier asking why someone is laughing and reacting to “April 30th.” It then shifts into red-tinted footage of George Washington statues, Federal Hall, patriotic architecture, and an American flag while solemn narration describes an unrealized declaration of independence and freedom. The joke treats April 30th as the beginning of an absurd alternate American revolution, made funnier by the grandiose Metal Gear-style presentation, church bells, booming impacts, and serious patriotic music.

The end of the Patriots secret rule. Liberation of this country. This was where it was supposed to begin. This is where freedom could have been born.

• @dustinthehead / 20086 2024-04-30