Stop Doing Long Distance

STOP DOING LONG DISTANCE • PARTNERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FAR AWAY • YEARS OF BEING GAY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for LIVING IN DIFFERENT HOUSES • Wanted to spend time apart anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMMUTING TO WORK" • "Yes please only let us meet once a month. Please conduct this relationship over discord" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Geography has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the tectonic plates and latitude we built for them (This is REAL long distance, done by REAL Gays): 6 hrs 32 min 333 mi • Fastest route 10:37 → 18:13 On time On time 7 h 36m, 3 changes ! You started a call that lasted 9 hours. ????? ??????? ?????????????? "Hello I would like no cuddles please" They have played us for absolute fools

The meme presents a mock protest against gay couples maintaining long-distance relationships, arguing that geography and commuting already create enough distance. It humorously compares real travel times and a nine-hour Discord call with the absurd preference for meeting only once a month and avoiding cuddles, parodying dramatic relationship complaints. EN: The meme presents a mock protest against gay couples maintaining long-distance relationships, arguing that geography and commuting already create enough distance. It humorously compares real travel times and a nine-hour Discord call with the absurd preference for meeting only once a month and avoiding cuddles, parodying dramatic relationship complaints.

• @eternalclassic / 59678 2024-10-28