Grandmaster's Carrier Pigeon Pickup

Text on the meme

grandmaster oh it's easy and then if she doesn't respond well Im gonna apply can I get your carrier pigeon witch

What it means

At an outdoor fantasy or Renaissance fair, a costumed man called “grandmaster” explains that approaching a woman is easy, then tries a deliberately medieval pickup line on a woman dressed as a witch: “Can I get your carrier pigeon?” He repeatedly calls her “witch” as the interaction becomes chaotic and she ends up on the ground. Upbeat music gives the clip a playful, absurd energy and makes the escalating bit feel like a comedic performance.

Speech

Grandmaster, how do I pull girls? Oh, it's easy. Just talk to her, and then if she doesn't respond well, just call her a witch. I'm gonna apply exactly what he said. Damn girl, can I get your carrier pigeon? Absolutely not. Witch! Witch! Witch! Burn her! Witch!

Sound

music / музыка

Objects

man in black celestial robe / мужчина в чёрной мантии с небесным узором staff / посох round sunglasses / круглые солнцезащитные очки black hat / чёрная шляпа mustache / усы man in white medieval tunic / мужчина в белой средневековой тунике woman dressed as a witch / женщина в костюме ведьмы green hooded cape / зелёный капюшон white dress / белое платье white knee-high socks / белые гольфы brown boots / коричневые сапоги picnic table / стол для пикника outdoor fair / уличная ярмарка trees / деревья costumed attendees / участники в костюмах carrier pigeon reference / упоминание почтового голубя falling to the ground / падение на землю