House Investigates the Bidet Incident
“So, the bidet sprayed E. coli into your urethra? Right. Was Grindr guy holding the nozzle for you, or is that just a coincidence?” I’ve been peeing blood for four days because I got a bidet.
A social media post shows Dr. Gregory House staring intensely after reading a reply from someone who has been urinating blood for four days because of a bidet. The joke combines House’s sarcastic medical interrogation style with an absurd suspicion that a Grindr hookup caused the injury, making it a reaction to an outrageous or suspicious explanation. EN: A social media post shows Dr. Gregory House staring intensely after reading a reply from someone who has been urinating blood for four days because of a bidet. The joke combines House’s sarcastic medical interrogation style with an absurd suspicion that a Grindr hookup caused the injury, making it a reaction to an outrageous or suspicious explanation.
man / мужчинаdoctor / врачintense blue eyes / ярко-голубые глазаbeard stubble / щетинаmedical examination room / медицинский кабинетsurgical glove / хирургическая перчаткаbidet / бидеtoilet / туалетsmartphone screenshot / скриншот смартфонаsocial media post / публикация в соцсетиreply card / карточка ответаperson sitting on toilet / человек, сидящий на туалете
- @eternalclassic / 59406 2024-10-23
- Template
- House M.D. reaction image
- Type
- image
- Size
- 459×536 · 47.6 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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