Almond Extract Grenade
"This tastes like almonds," my ill-mannered wife, mouth full of cake, blurted out as she ate her last meal. "That would be the almond extract," I responded as I pulled the pin from the grenade and slid it across the floor.
A wife eats cake and remarks that it tastes like almonds, unaware that the flavor comes from almond extract. Her husband reveals that he has pulled the pin from a grenade and slid it toward her, making the cake her last meal; the joke is a dark two-sentence horror twist based on a deadly misunderstanding. EN: A wife eats cake and remarks that it tastes like almonds, unaware that the flavor comes from almond extract. Her husband reveals that he has pulled the pin from a grenade and slid it toward her, making the cake her last meal; the joke is a dark two-sentence horror twist based on a deadly misunderstanding.
- @eternalclassic / 59366 2024-10-22
- Template
- Two-Sentence Horror Story
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×472 · 53.3 KiB
- Mood
- darkly humorous
- Language
- en
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