How Do You Roast a Cobbler?

My wife is fed up How do you roast a cobbler? What? No. First of all, you HAVE to use a recipe Look in my desserts binder by the microwave Use the peaches, not the apples, because the peaches are starting to go bad Check in the cabinet by the fridge for most of the spices you'll need PREHEAT the oven! Keep an eye on the timer. Don't let it burn. You make fun of his shoes. I hate you

A Twitter-style screenshot shows a text-message exchange about roasting a cobbler dessert. The wife gives increasingly specific cooking instructions, then reveals she misunderstood “cobbler” as a fruit dessert instead of a person who makes or repairs shoes; the punchline is the absurd double meaning. It is sent as a reaction to a painfully literal misunderstanding or an overcomplicated explanation.

• @eternalclassic / 59360 2024-10-22