Dad's Corvette Stingray Cockblock

> Be me > Autistic > Own a piece of shit car > Piece of shit car breaks down > Need a car to get to and from college > Based dad lends me his nice new car (2022 Corvette Stingray) > Classes over, about to get in sweet ride to go home > 9/10 Hottie from one of my classes approaches. > Wow, anon you have a REALLY nice car. > Autistic response incoming > Pffft, I wish it was mine. It belongs to my dad. Mines in the shop. > Stare at car for another 3 seconds > Mumble Yep, wish it was mine. > Get in car > Drive off > Realization.png > MFW > Want to accelerate to 90 Mph and drive into a tree right then and there. > Get home > Tell dad about it > Tells me not to worry and says I might be able to borrow the car more often. Thanks Dad, you're the best.

Анонимный аутичный студент получает от отца новый Corvette Stingray, чтобы добраться из колледжа домой. Когда привлекательная однокурсница хвалит машину, он неловко признаётся, что она принадлежит отцу, и лишь позже понимает, что сам испортил момент. Мем используют как реакцию на социальную неловкость, упущенную возможность и болезненное осознание собственной ошибки. EN: An anonymous autistic student gets his dad’s new Corvette Stingray to drive home from college. When an attractive classmate compliments the car, he awkwardly admits that it belongs to his father and only later realizes that he ruined the moment. The meme is used as a reaction to social awkwardness, a missed opportunity, and painful self-realization.

• @eternalclassic / 59256 2024-10-19