Why Anakin Turned to the Dark Side

POV: Why Anakin Skywalker Turned to the Dark Side Anakin: Obi-Wan:

A man performs a comedic skit imagining why Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side. He cycles through increasingly dramatic expressions and outfits before appearing as Obi-Wan Kenobi in a blanket cape, parodying the Star Wars characters and their tense relationship. It is used as a reaction to absurd frustration or an over-the-top explanation for someone becoming evil.

Master Yoda, I'm afraid that someone I love is going to die. I can't save them. What should I do? Let that bitch die you must I Young Skywalker you have proven yourself in battle You have a personal recommendation from the Chancellor himself and you have proven time and time again that you will risk life in Literal limb for the Jedi Order. Thank you master Windu your words mean much to me So we have decided to honor the chancellor's request and put you on the Jedi council master It would be in honor to but we do not grant you the rank of master. What the fuck why not? Honestly, we we just don't fuck with you that heavy. I'm not gonna lie you mother fuck much darkness there is in you young Skywalker No reason for this there is well, I mean I was a slave my my mother was a slave and and killed. You all exiled my padawan and no one in this entire fucking temple trust me even though according to your prophecy, space Jesus. More training you need. I will not be gaslit. Master window, you cannot kill Palpatine. You yourself told me that killing an unarmed man is not the Jedi way. Mother fucker, I got a purple lightsaber. I could do whatever the hell I want. But it's a problem when I do it? Yes. Why? Because no one likes you. Annie, just come back. You're breaking my heart. We can just take a ship and leave, forget the empire or children. Hold on, Pat May. Bitch, who are you feeling like? Are you mocking me? Are you mocking a chosen one?

• @sbunem / 106519 2025-06-23