Confused by Ancient History
>The story begins in 66 million BC where, as we know, Humans triumphed over the Reptilians and began the reign of the mammals... >...the great wizard... >... and in 6000BC the Finno-Korean hyperwar had ended in part thanks to the Kingdom of Atlantis... >...this was due to a slight decline in the exchequer caused by the price of plums... >...and the Scythians flourished thanks to the invention of barbarism...
A confused man in a suit listens to an absurd historical account displayed as computer-style text. The joke combines pseudohistory, Atlantis, reptilians, a Finno-Korean hyperwar, and bizarre causal links into an intentionally incoherent narrative, making it useful as a reaction to nonsense or conspiracy theories.
confused man in a suit / растерянный мужчина в костюмеblack suit / чёрный костюмstriped tie / полосатый галстукwhite shirt / белая рубашкаwooden dresser / деревянный комодgold drawer handles / золотые ручки ящиковblurred person / размытый человекcomputer text overlay / текстовая накладкаindoor room / помещение
- @dustinthehead / 18861 2024-02-09
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×385 · 45.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, confused
- Language
- en
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