Lord of the Rings Bathroom Matrix

Text on the meme

Pissing Shitting Cumming While Pissing While Shitting While Cumming

What it means

A 3×3 reaction matrix uses intense Lord of the Rings character close-ups to show different facial expressions while pissing, shitting, or cumming. The absurd joke comes from applying dramatic fantasy-film faces to a crude bodily-function chart, making it suitable as an ironic reaction to overwhelming or uncomfortable situations.

Who

Frodo Baggins (Фродо Бэггинс) — The Lord of the Rings Samwise Gamgee (Сэмуайз Гэмджи) — The Lord of the Rings Gollum (Голлум) — The Lord of the Rings

Objects

grid chart / таблица-сетка white text / белый текст black background / чёрный фон nine photo panels / девять фотопанелей male faces / мужские лица close-up portraits / портреты крупным планом facial expressions / выражения лиц white grid lines / белые линии сетки curly hair / кудрявые волосы fantasy film stills / кадры фантастического фильма