Fat Fred Is Not Up for Adoption

El gato más gordo Fat Fred THIS IS FAT FRED. HE IS A BOY. HE IS NOT PREGNANT. HE WEIGHS 28 POUNDS. YES, HE IS ON A DIET. NO, IT IS NOT WORKING WELL. FAT FRED LOVES PEOPLE. YOU MAY COME IN AND PET HIM. HE SITS ON SMALL CHILDREN AND LOVES BEING SCRATCHED NEAR HIS HIPS. FAT FRED IS NOT UP FOR ADOPTION, BUT WE DO HAVE SMALLER MODELS AVAILABLE.

A very large black-and-white cat named Fat Fred sits on a blue-and-white striped lounge chair beneath a matching beach umbrella. The shelter notices explain that he is male, weighs 28 pounds, is on an unsuccessful diet, loves people, and sits on small children. The joke is the mock product-style description and the deadpan offer of “smaller models” instead of Fred for adoption, making this useful as a reaction to an extremely fat pet or an oversized version of something. EN: A very large black-and-white cat named Fat Fred sits on a blue-and-white striped lounge chair beneath a matching beach umbrella. The shelter notices explain that he is male, weighs 28 pounds, is on an unsuccessful diet, loves people, and sits on small children. The joke is the mock product-style description and the deadpan offer of “smaller models” instead of Fred for adoption, making this useful as a reaction to an extremely fat pet or an oversized version of something.

• @eternalclassic / 59151 2024-10-18