Couple at the Gas Pump

Text on the meme

>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.

What it means

A man is being refueled at a gas station when he notices a very affectionate young couple nearby. The girl smiles at her boyfriend, tells him she is glad they met, and rests her head on his shoulder. The narrator’s exaggerated desire to kill them is a sarcastic reaction to witnessing excessive public affection and feeling bitter or lonely.

Objects

man / мужчина gas pump nozzle / заправочный пистолет car / автомобиль fuel tank / топливный бак gas station / автозаправка young couple / молодая пара short girl / невысокая девушка tall boyfriend / высокий парень denim shirt / джинсовая рубашка shoulder / плечо closed-mouth smile / улыбка с сомкнутыми губами pavement / тротуар