Cannot Play Without Masturbating

Cannot play without masturbating Skyrim VR - Discussion What I mean is that every time I boot the game, I play for only a short while before I stumble across an NPC that is 9/10 attractive and I can customize their body to exactly my preferences, then have virtual sex with them. So I find that I only play the actual game for 10-15 minutes at a time and then spend the rest of it masturbating. By the time I'm satiated I'm too tired to keep playing so I stop. At this rate it's going to take me a year just to get out of Solstheim.

A Reddit screenshot shows a Skyrim VR discussion post where the player explains that they repeatedly stop playing after finding attractive NPCs, customizing their bodies, and having virtual sex with them. The joke is an exaggerated parody of Skyrim VR’s character customization and adult-mod culture, with the player spending so much time masturbating that escaping Solstheim would take a year. It is shared as an absurdly explicit reaction to gaming addiction, horny gameplay, or getting distracted by mods.

• @eternalclassic / 59086 2024-10-16