Beautiful Man at the Squat Rack

>be me >somewhat shy >walking to the squat rack >from the corner of my eye, see the most beautiful man I've ever seen walking in the same direction >can literally see his 10-pack through his shirt >actcool.gif >keep on walking >so does he >reach squat rack >he's looking right at me >somehow, my shyness just disappears and some primal instinct kicks in, so I make eye contact and keep looking into the darkest, soul-melting eyes I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on >adrenaline kicks in, and without thinking, I move closer to him >he moves closer as well >in the heat of the moment, without even saying anything, I slowly go in for a kiss >my heart skips as many beats as humanly possible as I realise he does the same >suddenly, *bump* >my mf head almost shattered the mirror trying to kiss my reflection Appreciate yourself anons. You're already beautiful exactly the way you are.

Зелёный мускулистый персонаж идёт к стойке для приседаний, замечает невероятно красивого мужчину, приближается к нему и пытается поцеловать его. В конце выясняется, что он всё это время смотрел на своё отражение в зеркале и ударился головой. Шутка высмеивает самовлюблённость, одновременно превращая её в добрую мысль о том, что нужно ценить себя. EN: A muscular green character walks toward the squat rack, notices an incredibly beautiful man, approaches him, and tries to kiss him. In the end, it turns out he was looking at his own reflection in the mirror the whole time and hit his head. The joke pokes fun at vanity while turning it into a wholesome message about appreciating yourself.

• @eternalclassic / 58914 2024-10-13