Customer Reviews for My Size

Come on brother don’t do that to yourself looked up customer reviews for dildos of my size Big mistake. Turns out mine is "smaller than expected will return" and "perfect for a beginner but you're gonna want bigger later" and of course the classic "great for anal". Good to know what people are thinking about you when it's objective and impersonal I guess. Takes all the guess work out of what the average person thinks about my dick.

A Reddit post jokes about searching customer reviews for dildos matching the poster’s size. The reviews become an imagined objective assessment of his penis, turning ordinary product-review language into a self-deprecating sexual punchline. The top caption reacts sympathetically, as if warning him not to read the reviews. EN: A Reddit post jokes about searching customer reviews for dildos matching the poster’s size. The reviews become an imagined objective assessment of his penis, turning ordinary product-review language into a self-deprecating sexual punchline. The top caption reacts sympathetically, as if warning him not to read the reviews.

• @eternalclassic / 58888 2024-10-13