Husband Review Goes Too Far

I was curious so I looked up reviews cause I thought this post was funny and I basically just found someone calling her husband small lol ★★★☆☆ Verified Purchase Disappointingly small size. Not nearly as satisfying as the bigger one. Reviewed in the United States on August 12, 2019 Size: 6 Inch (Pack of 1) Recently, my husband ordered this dildo and I am sadly disappointed with its size. This one is rather small and is not the size cock I prefer. Ironically, this dildo appears to be the same size as my husband’s own cock and it feels very similar to his size when we use it. Although this dildo is still pleasing, it is not the size I prefer, it sometimes leaves me feeling unfulfilled and wanting something more. I’d blow my brains out in front of her

A Twitter screenshot shows a user sharing an explicit one-star product review for a small dildo, where the reviewer compares its size to her husband’s penis. The reply says, “I’d blow my brains out in front of her,” using exaggerated dark humor to react to the devastating insult. It is sent as a reaction to an especially brutal or embarrassing joke. EN: A Twitter screenshot shows a user sharing an explicit one-star product review for a small dildo, where the reviewer compares its size to her husband’s penis. The reply says, “I’d blow my brains out in front of her,” using exaggerated dark humor to react to the devastating insult. It is sent as a reaction to an especially brutal or embarrassing joke.

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