Starting a New Position in Prison
Quite possibly the most unhinged Linkedin update I've ever seen. Former co-CEO of FTX heads to federal prison today to serve 7.5 years. But not before he drops this banger on social. Posts by Ryan Ryan Salame · 2nd Previously Co - CEO FDM (FTX Digital Markets) I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Inmate at FCI Cumberland! Starting a New Position Jacob Shamsian and 196 others 32 comments · 15 reposts
A screenshot jokes about former FTX co-CEO Ryan Salame announcing his prison sentence as if he were starting an exciting new job. The cheerful LinkedIn-style post and celebratory dancing illustration make the contrast with federal prison absurdly funny, so people send it as a reaction to someone presenting bad news as a career update.
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- @eternalclassic / 58868 2024-10-12
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