Unscripted Scalp Rant Cameo

bought a cameo from this guy once for a friend's birthday present and he went on an unscripted rant about scalping my friend

A man in a red Spider-Man hoodie records a Cameo-style birthday message, but instead of saying something friendly, he launches into an increasingly detailed and absurd monologue about scalping the recipient. His shifting expressions and hand gestures make the violent rant funny through its unexpected intensity and lack of context. EN: A man in a red Spider-Man hoodie records a Cameo-style birthday message, but instead of saying something friendly, he launches into an increasingly detailed and absurd monologue about scalping the recipient. His shifting expressions and hand gestures make the violent rant funny through its unexpected intensity and lack of context.

I will scalp your ass. I'm not even alive. Use my enemy and they let me. Like I literally from one ear Lope all the way up to the top right to the other one that we I peel that shit back in one giant swoop I'm not even gonna cut the back of your nape like you know, so it comes off smoothly I'm just I'm gonna rip so I can get some skin maybe down off your back Puncture some holes in there to hang your scalp with in the sun So when everything dry I can just trim that that nasty part off as opposed to poking holes and and shit in the scalp itself when I try to stretch it. You know what I'm saying? I mean everyone knows when you scap and people you got dry.

• @eternalclassic / 58702 2024-10-09