Fern Is a Goddamn Fern
Fern, 20 33 miles away My parents could have chosen from a SHITLOAD of plant names like Rose or Jasmine but no, I'm a goddamn fern.
A dating-app profile for Fern, 20, shows an anime-style purple-haired girl beneath a complaint about being named after a plant. The joke is exaggerated frustration that her parents chose the ordinary name Fern despite having many prettier plant names available, making this useful as a reaction to an unfortunate or unglamorous name.
anime girl / аниме-девушкаpurple hair / фиолетовые волосыdating app profile / профиль в приложении знакомствspeech bubble / облачко речиtext message / текстовое сообщениеshare icon / значок поделитьсяmenu icon / значок менюblack jacket / чёрная курткаwhite shirt / белая рубашкаplant name / название растенияfern / папоротникRose / розаJasmine / жасмин
- @eternalclassic / 58505 2024-10-06
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 51.3 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, self-deprecating
- Language
- en
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