Post-Tuahmatic Baseline Test

POST-TUAHMATIC BASELINE TEST OFFICER DOE . 3.7 10TH JUNE 2049 HOSTED BY QNTTIFIED HAWK TUAH HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED THE TALK TUAH TALK TUAH DO YOU DREAM ABOUT BEING ON TALK TUAH WITHIN HAWK TUAH YOU HAVE PASSED THE POST-TUAH Uncle Opey Follow4More IM SORRY

A man sits through a strange clinical post-traumatic baseline test while being asked about watching and dreaming of appearing on Talk Tuah. The test repeatedly invokes the Hawk Tuah catchphrase, then cuts to a crying, laughing man apologizing. The joke parodies an ominous psychological evaluation and uses the final reaction as an absurd response to being obsessed with Hawk Tuah content.

President, talk to her. Talk to her. Within hot to her. Talk to her. Within hot to her. Talk to her. Why don't you say that three times? Within hot to her. Talk to her. Within hot to her. Talk to her. Within hot to her. Talk to her. Within hot to her. Talk to her. Congratulations, Constance K. You have passed the post-tuomatic baseline test. You can pick up your bonus on your way out, but you have to say the magic word. Hot to her. What?

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