Anal Bead Lawn Mower Escape

>be 15 >had an older goth chick (bout 21-22) who was into anal play >still a virgin >go to her house >makeout and fondle >she guides me what to do >she pulls out anal bead >didnt know what that was >was instructed to just keep putting it in >was told to put lube on it >didnt realize this means to put lube on the whole thing >mfw I only put lube on the first bead >she moans while I insert like 8-9 beads in >im still confused as to what this is supposed to do >she says "now pull it out" >being the kid me, I didnt know she meant slowly and sexually >mfw I pull it out like a lawn mower >bitch got on all fours on the floor shaking >feces and blood everywhere >she starts freaking and told me to get the fuck out of her house >i run on the neighborhood wearing boxers >i cried at home

A 15-year-old narrator describes an awkward sexual encounter with an older goth woman involving an anal bead. He misunderstands her instructions and yanks it out like starting a lawn mower, causing an exaggerated and grotesque disaster before fleeing in his underwear. The joke comes from escalating misunderstanding and shock-value absurdity, making it a reaction to disastrously awkward situations. EN: A 15-year-old narrator describes an awkward sexual encounter with an older goth woman involving an anal bead. He misunderstands her instructions and yanks it out like starting a lawn mower, causing an exaggerated and grotesque disaster before fleeing in his underwear. The joke comes from escalating misunderstanding and shock-value absurdity, making it a reaction to disastrously awkward situations.

• @eternalclassic / 58414 2024-10-04